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I don’t buy that he’s Ill. They drain and Iv new fluids in on that line of work. Think he’s out because he’s awful
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They drain and Iv new fluids in on that line of work.
Drain fluids? You mean like with leaches?
They drain and Iv new fluids in on that line of work.
Drain fluids? You mean like with leaches?
Exactly! I call it draining. They flush out the system with the IV, your wife’s a doctor. Ask her what I’m talking about
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A lot of illnesses cause dehydration among other symptoms. Getting IV fluids makes you feel better in those situations but it doesn’t magically cure you of the illness.
Really trying hard not to make fun of you too much on this you fucking moron. Oops, that one squeaked out.
And thus Soup offers definitive proof that IV’s cure any illness. Got a cold? There’s an IV for that. Got AIDS? IV will cure you. Are you old? IV will make you young again. We should just give the decomposed body of Otto Graham an IV and he’d be healthy enough to play for us this Sunday.
Moron.
Yes they got IV’s to fight the DEHYDRATION symptom of whatever illness they were dealing with.
It happens constantly to get guys on the field. One of the rifts between Haley and Jackson was Harrison. Mayfield praised Robinson yesterday
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Holy shit I just realized that Joe Thomas only retired because his knees were completely shot. We should have just given him an IV!
Holy shit I just realized that Joe Thomas only retired because his knees were completely shot. We should have just given him an IV!
Could have changed his diet too to alter his genes so that his knees became self healing, like Deadpool.
No IV or diet on the planet could fix or heal such a wicked case of Suckabetes that Harrison got. Dude’s got that shit down in the bone marrow.
After all those years of dealing with staph infections….now it’s suckabetes? We can’t catch a break.
After all those years of dealing with staph infections….now it’s suckabetes? We can’t catch a break.
#epicpostoftheweek
Hue Jackson is a loser.
I can just see Wilford Brinkley in an ad in front of First Energy…”millions of Browns fans are impacted every week by suckabetus, whether you go to the games or not.”
I can just see Wilford Brinkley in an ad in front of First Energy…”millions of Browns fans are impacted every week by suckabetus, whether you go to the games or not.”
Not gonna lie, since everyone was so damn amused by that line I really thought about making a video lol.
“Wilford Brimley on Suckabeetus”
“Wilford Brimley on Suckabeetus”
Yeahhhhh, I’d be all for it except that it’d look like a rip-off. Day late, dollar short my friend.
Bad news everybody. I’m gonna be inactive this Sunday with an illness. Otherwise, I’d be starting in the nfl. Big blow.
Bad news everybody. I’m gonna be inactive this Sunday with an illness.
Shit. Dawg E. got the Suckabetes now. We need a Kickstarter or 5K run or some shit to raise money for Suckabetes awareness. It’s bad enough when a high profile undrafted rookie comes down with it, but when it affects one of your own…..that’s real shit. It’s going to progress to the point where his posts are going to rapidly decline and his asshole is going to have to be amputated because that’s where he’ll be talking out of. We can’t stand idly by and do nothing.
In all fairness to Dawg E Dawg, any of us who have been unable to find something better to do on a Sunday afternoon than watch this weekly shitshow must have terminal suckabetes.
It’s remarkable how Robinson can be simultaneously terrible and also light-years better than Harrison. Can’t wait to get a legit left tackle next year.
Not to write Desmond off, he is a long-term project with a ton of potential who was clearly thrown to the wolves way too early.
Robinson is a house. He’s unmovable but guys with a little speed can beat him. Harrison is the opposite. He destroys speed rushers but bull rushes right up the middle put him on roller skates. Can we swap our tackles out based on down/distance?
Robinson is a house. He’s unmovable but guys with a little speed can beat him. Harrison is the opposite. He destroys speed rushers but bull rushes right up the middle put him on roller skates. Can we swap our tackles out based on down/distance?
Bitonio at LT and Robinson at LG was a move I wondered about this summer….as wellas Corbett at LG as well and Robinson playing RT….
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Robinson is a house. He’s unmovable but guys with a little speed can beat him. Harrison is the opposite. He destroys speed rushers but bull rushes right up the middle put him on roller skates. Can we swap our tackles out based on down/distance?
So option one, wr graft Harrison’s legs onto Robinson’s torso.
Option two, maybe they can just sit down and explain the other half of the game to each other. Then we’d have two left tackles!
Option three, I guess, is spend some money this off-season.
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