ASK WUNKLE QUESTIONS POST 2017 SEASON

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  • #10429
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    Hey gang, its’ me again. We’re coming upon the end of another Browns football season. I need your questions for another edition of “Ask Wunkle”. As always, your responses are very much appreciated. Thanks again!

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #10431
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Why has God forsaken us?

    #10432
    mike barnes
    Participant

    Why can’t we ever get a real QB ?

    #10433
    DawgPoundDude
    Participant

    I think Blump touched on something in his other thread that seems worth talking about- the fact that Hue keeps calling plays the way he does when we clearly don’t possess the talent level required. That said, we know Hue has had previous success. He just doesn’t know how to work with what he’s got.

    Sticking with that theme, who are the likely candidates to take over as OC? Anyone who’s worked with Hue previously? And who would you like to see?

    #10444
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Wunkle: No QB on our entire roster has ever won an NFL game. Clearly we’ll add through the draft but we also need a veteran. Who would you like? Personally I’d be happy to pay Alex Smith, who was signed by Dorsey at the Chiefs.

    #10445
    mike barnes
    Participant

    I’d be onboard with Alex Smith, but which QB at #1 Rosen will not want to come here and Darnold needs another year in school, and no I don’t want anything to do with party boy Mayfield. but we’ve got #1 #4 #33 #35 and the Eagles pick lets hope our new GM knows how to pick real players.

    #10447
    GABrownsFan
    Participant

    Bill, thoughts on perhaps getting Alex–he’s only 33–and NOT drafting a QB this year? He’s under contract through next year, giving us time to extend him or franchise him if we want .

    #10450
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    You’re off to a really good start, guys. Please keep them coming. Thanks again!

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #10451
    Shooter
    Moderator

    I’ll take my answer now please.

    #10453
    GABrownsFan
    Participant

    If Gregg Williams leaves/is fired, who would you like to see take over the defense?

    #10454
    Ice
    Keymaster

    How much will Darnold’s rough game against OSU affect his draft stock?

    #10455
    GABrownsFan
    Participant

    Could you see us making a run at Sammy Watkins in the off season?

    #10456
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Can you change your genetics by changing your diet?

    #10457
    GABrownsFan
    Participant

    Are Corey Coleman’s hands really just holograms?

    #10469
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Is it true that convicted thieves in the Middle East have better hands than Ricardo Louis?

    #10472
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Is it true the Cleveland Browns 2017 season was a physical representation of how Soups mind works 24/7?

    Also is there any truth to the rumor that Julius Peppers has absolutely no idea what the fuck he’s doing out on the field?

    #10474
    soup
    Participant

    Is it true the Cleveland Browns 2017 season was a physical representation of how Soups mind works 24/7?
    Also is there any truth to the rumor that Julius Peppers has absolutely no idea what the fuck he’s doing out on the field?

    Lol. I’ll just leave this right here. Or should I tweet it to JULIUS Peppers? You know, the sack machine you reference while making fun of my mind…

    Freedom!!!

    #10493
    GABrownsFan
    Participant

    Thoughts on Sean Ryan possibly coming to Cleveland to run the offense?

    #10495
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Did Soup at any point actually go root for Buffalo?

    #10496
    GABrownsFan
    Participant

    Will Hue wear a wet suit when he jumps into Lake Erie?

    #10497
    Dawg E. Dawg
    Participant

    Where in the draft is the best spot to address WR? Is there somebody worth #4? Or do you wait till #33/37? Or do you wait even longer till the Philly/#65 area?

    #10498
    Dawg E. Dawg
    Participant

    Even though our record is 1-31 over the past two seasons, are we still permitted to laugh at whatever pitiful team signs Pat Shurmur, the QB murmurer?

    #10618
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    NO! Genetics cannot be changed by diet.

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #10620
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    No, Corey Coleman’s hands are not holograms . . . they just appear to be from time to time.

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #10621
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    DawgE.Dawg . . . you can laugh at whomsoever you want. I wouldn’t want to restrain your right of free speech. Just remember that every action has its own set of consequences . . . some good and some bad.

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #10622
    soup
    Participant

    Did Soup at any point actually go root for Buffalo?

    This past Sunday Against Jax. Buffalo and Pittsburgh were the two teams that voted “no” to Modell moving the Browns.

    Freedom!!!

    #10633
    the dude
    Participant

    NO! Genetics cannot be changed by diet.

    Damn too many weak bodied players on this team.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #10636
    soup
    Participant

    NO! Genetics cannot be changed by diet.

    While I understand the running joke, a simplified version is this. Everyone is made up of the same genes. Everyone has genes that are “on” and ones that re “off.” You still possess them. When you change your diet around you can turn the genes that are “off” to on. Which effects you and your future offspring.

    Want to fix Americans health problem? It’s really simple. Outlaw vegetable oil, canola oil, etc. All high process oils that when heated form a bad chemical for your body. Outlaw all GMO. Outlaw all preservatives. Force everything back to nature. The difference is astounding. Education is your friend

    Freedom!!!

    #10638
    Shooter
    Moderator

    NO! Genetics cannot be changed by diet.

    “Everyone is made up of the same genes. Everyone has genes that are “on” and ones that re “off.” You still possess them. When you change your diet around you can turn the genes that are “off” to on. Which effects you and your future offspring.”

    #10641
    soup
    Participant

    It’s a simplified version. And yes, it’s true.

    Freedom!!!

    #10642
    soup
    Participant
    #10643
    Ice
    Keymaster

    I am pleased with the direction this is going.

    #10644
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    Thoughts on Josh Allen there ole Wunkle

    http://cloudassetserver.com/STL/posts/185/sp_04_976x0.jpg

    #10650
    Shooter
    Moderator

    I am pleased with the direction this is going.

    #10653
    the dude
    Participant

    Soup can you go into a little more details of how genetics can be changed for weak-bodied Cory coleman?

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #10655
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    Shooter wrote . . .

    “Everyone is made up of the same genes. Everyone has genes that are “on” and ones that re “off.” You still possess them. When you change your diet around you can turn the genes that are “off” to on. Which effects you and your future offspring.”

    And just exactly what are your genetics, Zoe Tur?

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #10661
    Ice
    Keymaster

    #10664
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Shooter wrote . . .

    Negative. I didn’t write that. Soup did. I was quoting Soup.

    #10667
    DawgPoundDude
    Participant

    Shooter wrote . . .

    Negative. I didn’t write that. Soup did. I was quoting Soup.

    Wunkle Diagenetics?

    #10673
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    My most sincere apologies, Shooter. This thread was the first on which I’d seen that statement. In fact, it shows up on my screen as if you’d originated it . . . likely because I blocked Soup some time ago, being fed up with all of his severe lack of factual correctness and otherwise utter bullshit.

    All righty then . . . With that said, this goes out to Soup:

    And just exactly what are your genetics, Zoe Tur?

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #10674
    Shooter
    Moderator

    I blocked Soup some time ago, being fed up with all of his severe lack of factual correctness and otherwise utter bullshit.

    You’ve missed so much fun though. Unblocking him for the ‘genetics through diet’ information alone is well worth it.

    #10677
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    You’re probably right, kind sir. However, I’ve grown rather tired in my advanced age of sifting through his mountainous pile of bovine fecal matter in order to catch a glimpse of one microscopic spec of cognizant and coherent dialect.

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

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