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Bitter Browns Fan Week 3

Game #3 against the Raiders. The 8^th grade football team got destroyed by the NFL team. Gee, never saw that coming.

The coaching gets dumber and dumber. One of the best punt returners in the NFL and the moron’s call for a punt block. The 3 and out quickly turned into a TD for the Raiders after that penalty. 2^nd and goal? Yeah – let’s pass it. Gee, that’s real smart. Result – incomplete. Drive result FG. Morons.

Here’re the goats of the game

Benji. Nuff said.

Joe Haden – in discussion for biggest draft bust in Browns history. Just awful. Easily abused by anyone. Absolutely embr=arassing that he wastes a spot on the roster.

Browns Equipment coach – players slipping all over the field. Did I mention it was are home field and the Raiders never slipped?

Josh McCown – it’s never good when 3^rd string QB’s start. Took an inexcusable sack under a minute left and took a terrible chance falling for 75 year old Charles Woodson’s bait.

Donte Missner – you need to take tackling 101.

Ray Farmer – Nate Orchard – oh, wait. Did we cut him. Dwayne Bowe – yet again didn’t drop a pass! 3 games in a row!

Jimmy Haslam – for forcing a wasted pick on Johnny Fumbles. For firing Chud – NORV TURNER and Ray Horton. Only a completely useless hick would fire a staff like we had for a high school coach.

My prediction this week:

San Diego 55 Cleveland 10

PS. I thought about including run defense on the list, however since they don’t use it I didn’t think there was a point in discussing it.

Freedom!!!

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You missed one. 3rd and goal on the one, the Raiders messed up their substitutions and only put ten men on the field. Yet Crow cuts in the opposite direction of his blocking and into four defenders (who by all rights should also have been blocked due to the man advantage). The guy doesn’t even have a basic understanding of our blocking schemes (if you can call them that).

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I wasn’t aware of the 10 men until after this was written (Ice posts them on Thursdays). When I saw that – I actually refused to watch it because the headline was disturbing enough. We dumped our best RB (West) for a cupcake. I think Turbin will be instant starter when he comes back.

Freedom!!!

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