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  • #2552
    Shooter
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    #2562
    the dude
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    Someone ranked every Browns loss since 99

    this is pretty impressive….I am going to read all the way down to number 1……without looking, number 1 & 2 have to be Dwayne Rudd tossing his helmet and our only playoff appearance…..with number 3 being bottle gate. I am excited!

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #2563
    the dude
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    I was so close……

    this one was a good one too…:

    19. @Buffalo, 2004 Week 14, 37-7. The Browns manage 17 total yards of offense (15 of them on a garbage-time drive after the two-minute warning).

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #2574
    Shooter
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    As I read it, (and I, like you, actually took the time to read it ALL), I found myself going, “oh yeah, I remember that one. Oh, that one sucked. Geez I remember that game”.

    Most losses in the NFL since 1999. It IS quite an impressive list, both in scope, and for the fact that while reading it you can’t really help but sit there and go “If It wasn’t for the fact that i know it’s true because I watched them all, there’s no way that someone could make me believe that any of this is real”.

    I too thought that our Pitt loss in the playoffs would be #1, but I have to be honest in saying that I agree with Bottlegate being #1. We make the catch, and run a play. We are in the playoffs! THEEEEEEEEEEEEN, the Cleveland universe rears it’s ugly gulag grey and flashing green lighting vortex head, opens the portal to the netherworld of another dimension, and the rules of the game, put in place by the NFL, completely cease to exist, and the play before is then ruled incomplete. Even though it was a fucking catch anyway. That’s like getting the shit kicked out of you, and then as you stagger to your feet a few minutes later after collecting yourself, getting robbed at gunpoint.

    The best part was afterwards, Carmen Policy, in all his lawyerly awesomeness, sitting at the podium and saying “I thought our fans handled the situation very well, it’s not like the bottles were made of glass”.

    The more you go back and scroll through it, the more you just sit back and go “wow”.

    #2580
    the dude
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    Oh man I forgot about Policy….too funny. I remember where I was at this exact moment this happened. So funny.

    I was at the Dwayne Rudd show….I remember my three friends I was at the game with. We just sat down and couldn’t believe that had happened. Man that entire trip to Cleveland we were so pumped up….we should that was the year. Everything was pointing to success.

    I actually went out and watched the opening game this year with the same friends….and it was so funny, they say the same things – you can’t script this. Like, literally, you cannot script that we had a beautiful drive to start the season off and then our QB gets smoked running in to the end zone in mid air and fumbles the ball on the one. I mean this is Classic Cleveland Browns. Like that was totally a instant classic.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #2584
    BrownsFan4Life
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    Someone has entirely too much time on their hands to rank every Browns loss. It would have taken well less than half the time to do since we’ve won less than half of what we’ve won since 1999.

    #2585
    the dude
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    Someone has entirely too much time on their hands to rank every Browns loss. It would have taken well less than half the time to do since we’ve won less than half of what we’ve won since 1999.

    When they win, I generally am in shock.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

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