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F. Kizer just made all our picks worthless. New regime will be here in 2019.
I dunno…I…
Hahahahaha, that sig though!
Kizer just made all our picks worthless.
You realize that, in essence, you just said that Kizer made Myles Garret worthless.
Do you understand how fucking stupid that sounds? Maybe, and I’ll just say that maybe Kizer sucks. Let’s just assume for a moment that you are correct, and he is. Okay, he’s a bust.
Does that make Garret forget how to be a beast on the D-line? Does that make Njoku forget how to be a stud Tight End? When we drafted Kizer, did Peppers immediately have all of his athletic ability sucked out of his body like a bad science fiction B-movie/Twilight Zone episode?
No. The answer to all of those questions is fucking “no” man.
This is the type of shit and completely the reason why you’re saddled with that glorious and amazingly accurate beacon of pure gleaming truth at the bottom of every one of your posts for an entire year.
It’s just an irrational and stupid thing to say. Lol, “Kizer makes Garret worthless”. Wow.
What happens when a regime gets fired?
The new regime comes in and replaces all the old regimes picks with their own and clean house.
That is why Kizer makes all their picks worthless. They missed on the QB. It will cost them their jobs and their picks will be replaced with someone else. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Freedom!!!
What happens when a regime gets fired?
That’s an irrelevant question. This regime isn’t getting fired anytime soon. Whether you like it, want to admit it or not, this one, for once, actually isn’t sucking.
Step back from the Kizer pick and actually look at what this “regime” (and btw, let’s stop calling it that. It’s trite, cliche and played out) has done since it came in.
#1. Wiped the slate clean. With force.
#2. Hired a fucking football coach.
#3. Actually spent money on Free Agents that were fucking worth a damn.
#4. Have a plan and come hell or high water are sticking to it.
Nothing they have done since they have come here has been a “ooooooooooooooh fucking hell get ’em outta here now!!!!” moment.
I know you have those like, every 37 seconds, but the rest of us, who have real cognitive abilities and control of our emotions, don’t.
The new regime comes in and replaces all the old regimes picks with their own and clean house.
True. And yes we did that.
That is why Kizer makes all their picks worthless.
Drafting Kizer makes trading and signing for Jamie Collins worthless?
Drafting Kizer makes dumping bloated salaries worthless?
Drafting Kizer makes hiring Hue Jackson worthless?
Drafting Kizer makes rebuilding the O-line worthless?
Drafting Kizer makes building through the draft and adding depth skillfully through Free Agency worthless?
I could go on, but you’re microscoping, generalizing, and pigeonholing at an alarming rate. The answer to all of those questions, just like I said earlier, is fucking no dude.
They missed on the QB.
They did? That’s Souptradamus fact? You know that for a FACT? You have the ability to see into and fortell the future with such precision that you can declare with prudence and unrivaled genius that no other mortals who get paid boatloads of fucking money who do this for a living can do? You possess that ability? You fucking know that? Holy fucking shit man, why are you working in radio, you should be running an NFL fucking EMPIRE then. Why the fuck aren’t you Biff Tannen? I had NO IDEA that you hold in your possesion a Grey’s Sports Almanac that fortells every and all sports outcomes for fucking ever.
You do also realize that, and I can’t actually provide proof but I’m just speculating on years and years of first hand experience, that you’re almost always wrong.
I mean, you have to know that by now right?
You spew outrageous, crazy nonsense all the time, and just by sheer numbers and happenstance you manage to come through on a few things. But it’s not by analysis, It’s just volume. If I spent 6 months at sea and shot 500 harpoons into the water every day, eventually, at some point I’m gonna kill a fucking Whale. But it’s going to be because of odds and have nothing to do with skill. The last thing I’d do is call myself a “Whaler”.
But not only do you do that, you claim “expert level” whaling when you shoot off your harpoons.
You’re a great dude man and I’ve been bullshitting with you about football in general and the Browns specifically for like, 15 years now, and I’d have a beer with you anyday of the week, but man, you’re crazy. Just when I start to think to myself “yeah, he gets it, he sees what I see” you say some goofy shit that’s the equivelent of “and that’s when the aliens fucked it all up for our planet because they live in the water, you didn’t know that did ya” and I start to look at you kind of cockeyed.
Like, I think we could hang out and be cool for months, and then one day you’d drop the bomb of “hey, I’m a scientologist, and do you know the powers of Xenu?”
I mean Jesus Christ man I don’t like Kizer either, but he’s a 6-5 rocket-armed brick shithouse.
Is it really that bad? Is it FIRE THAM ALL WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOOMED. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!!!!!!!!!”?
No. No it’s not. Calm the fuck down bro.
I’m done being delusional and having hope. I was all in with these guys until this move. That ended it. It’s done. It’s over. They blew the QB position.
Freedom!!!
I’m done being delusional and having hope. I was all in with these guys until this move. That ended it. It’s done. It’s over. They blew the QB position.
Well, Paxton was delusional too…
How soup we got a QB who has all the tools and may need a year so? how does that effect the rest of the guys we have he might not see the field this year and we’re still in a position to get a QB next year if need be. not to mention we’ll have even more high end picks. This regime is building this team the right way and for now i’m giving them an A- for the first two days of this draft.
How soup we got a QB who has all the tools and may need a year so? how does that effect the rest of the guys we have he might not see the field this year and we’re still in a position to get a QB next year if need be. not to mention we’ll have even more high end picks. This regime is building this team the right way and for now i’m giving them an A- for the first two days of this draft.
No, we got a QB who has size and a strong arm. You just described Ryan Mallett and Derek Anderson. Yay.
Read about his strengths. Read his weaknesses. He needed another year in college to see if he could turn it back around.
Freedom!!!
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