Corey Coleman is a weak bodied bust

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  • #8788
    Shooter
    Moderator

    It’s times like these when I absolutely love your signature.

    #8790
    soup
    Participant

    It’s times like these when I absolutely love your signature.

    Are you aware that in the NFL guys with the football get tackled and oftentimes fall on the ball as they are carrying it?

    He go injured by the football. Let that sink in. Injured by the very thing he’s supposed to catch and carry.

    Freedom!!!

    #8792
    Shooter
    Moderator

    You realize that if you are jumping for a football while running and land on it while going down, with a grown man on your back, bad things can happen. Things like, rupturing a spleen. Or a pancreas. Or any other organs that are susceptible to being injured from an action that’s similar to being shot with a cannon ball directly into your gut.

    No, silly me. You don’t realize that. That’s why you blathered on and made it seem as if someone tossed him a nerf ball and he shattered like a broken mirror. My apologies, even with that sigline I still forget that most of the time you have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.

    #8794
    soup
    Participant

    Injured last year. Injured this year by the football. Weak body. Too small. Slot WR in round 1. Bad move.

    Freedom!!!

    #8796
    Shooter
    Moderator

    I swear to God I should get paid for saddling you with that sigline. I don’t think anything has come as close to actual perfection since Neil Peart rockked out YYZ.

    #8797
    soup
    Participant

    Name me a player that broke his spleen landing on the football. Chris Simms was hit multiple times which caused his. It wasn’t the ball. Ryan Clark had a disease and high altitude caused his. Go ahead. Let me know who had their spleen removed landing on a football.

    Place the research here. Good luck (as an FYI organ injuries are very rare in football and are caused by direct blows. None by landing on a football so you can shove your theory above up your ass on that one).

    The most I’ve ever witnessed is the wind knocked out of a player. Keep looking though. Only time I’ve heard of an actual injury from falling on a ball is the extremely brittle Coleman.

    Freedom!!!

    #8801
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Name me a player that broke his spleen landing on the football.

    I never said he did, I just said it was a possibility. Because it is.

    Could’ve been a bruised kidney. Severley bruised ribs. Torn muscle. It could be a lot of things and sitting out the next 3 practices of OTA’s is the best course of action before camp gets started.

    You’re making a gigantic deal, as you are so want to do, out of what is most likely nothing at all.

    #8803
    soup
    Participant

    It’s possible to get struck by lightning too. Only a weak bodied person gets injured falling on a football.

    Freedom!!!

    #8806
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Spleens don’t break. They’re squishy. And delicious.

    Carry on with your argument that any player injured 2 years in a row is not worth having on the team. I’m enjoying it.

    #8809
    soup
    Participant

    Injured by calling on the very thing he’s supposed to catch and hold onto. It’s not like he was hit by a car while sitting in a restaurant

    Freedom!!!

    #8812
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Okay, okay.

    Are we in “bet” territory here?

    I mean, bro, I’ve already destroyed you. You wanna get some redemption here? I’m game.

    Let’s talk avatars. Let’s talk parameters.

    You think Coleman is a bum. Fragile. Worthless.

    That’s cool.

    I don’t.

    Let’s frame this. Since you already lost a stupid, stupid bet t me, I’ll let you call the next one.

    Corey Coleman is______ vs. my rebuttle.

    If you win, you get my avatar for a year. If I win, I get yours.

    Let’s dance Soupy.

    #8813
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Your avatar will be Will Ferell as Janet Reno.

    I’m calling it right now, name your terms. For a year.

    #8816
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    Top 10 in Rookie Receptions 2016
    1. Michael Thomas WR, New Orleans Saints – 92
    2. Sterling Shepard WR, New York Giants – 67
    3. Tyler Boyd WR, Cincinnati Bengals – 54
    4. Tyreek Hill WR, Kansas City Chiefs – 51
    5. Tajae Sharpe WR, Tennessee Titans – 47
    6. Will Fuller WR, Houston Texans – 47
    7. Robby Anderson WR, New York Jets – 37
    8. Hunter Henry TE, San Diego Chargers – 34
    9. Corey Coleman WR, Cleveland Browns – 33
    10. Ezekiel Elliott RB, Dallas Cowboys – 32

    So who should we have taken instead Soup just to play devils advocate?

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    #8818
    soup
    Participant

    More injuries from the weak bodied pussy. Can’t even make it through OTAs

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2017/06/browns_corey_colemans_injuries.html#incart_river_mobileshort_index

    Freedom!!!

    #8819
    soup
    Participant

    Top 10 in Rookie Receptions 2016
    1. Michael Thomas WR, New Orleans Saints – 92
    2. Sterling Shepard WR, New York Giants – 67
    3. Tyler Boyd WR, Cincinnati Bengals – 54
    4. Tyreek Hill WR, Kansas City Chiefs – 51
    5. Tajae Sharpe WR, Tennessee Titans – 47
    6. Will Fuller WR, Houston Texans – 47
    7. Robby Anderson WR, New York Jets – 37
    8. Hunter Henry TE, San Diego Chargers – 34
    9. Corey Coleman WR, Cleveland Browns – 33
    10. Ezekiel Elliott RB, Dallas Cowboys – 32
    So who should we have taken instead Soup just to play devils advocate?

    Tyler Boyd is who I wanted WR wise. Coleman has a history of being an injured wuss. It’s carrying over. Horrific pick. Hopefully it was a function of not enough time for the staff.

    Freedom!!!

    #8823
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    I wanted M.Thomas, thought he was the most polished receiver of the class.

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    #8830
    the dude
    Participant

    This thread

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #8841
    mike barnes
    Participant

    this soup shooter feud is getting old ” yawn ” look I don’t want to judge the kid until after this season I mean breaking a hand was tough last year and i’d love to see soup land on a ball with a db on top of you a see if he’d feel like he was hit by a truck or not. is any one saying Kessler is a bust cause he had what three concussions last year?

    #8842
    DawgPoundDude
    Participant

    this soup shooter feud is getting old ” yawn ” look I don’t want to judge the kid until after this season I mean breaking a hand was tough last year and i’d love to see soup land on a ball with a db on top of you a see if he’d feel like he was hit by a truck or not. is any one saying Kessler is a bust cause he had what three concussions last year?

    Welcome to the BFT Summer Series!

    #8843
    soup
    Participant

    this soup shooter feud is getting old ” yawn ” look I don’t want to judge the kid until after this season I mean breaking a hand was tough last year and i’d love to see soup land on a ball with a db on top of you a see if he’d feel like he was hit by a truck or not. is any one saying Kessler is a bust cause he had what three concussions last year?

    A 3rd round concussed QB with no line is vastly different than a FIRST ROUND WR with a LONG history of Injuries hurting himself on a football and having g yet another hamstring injury.2 more years he’s out of the NFL. Another Browns special first round bust.

    Freedom!!!

    #8845
    Shooter
    Moderator

    this soup shooter feud is getting old

    We have myriads feuds, why is this one so particularly upsetting to you?

    By the rest of your comments you seem to be of similar thinking as myself. Do you not like it when I call Soup out for being mentally deranged?

    #8846
    Shooter
    Moderator

    2 more years he’s out of the NFL

    Let’s make a bet then.

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