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Game balls:
None. Fuck this team, fuck you for watching them, and fuck your mother.
Goats
Freddie Kitchens: Jesus H. Christ it hasn’t even started yet and this game is already over because this horses ass can’t game plan. I heard he walked down the jetway one foot in front of the other like an asshole because he’s too fucking stupid to fake an injury and have someone wheel him there in a wheelchair to save energy. Way to fuck your team over by being selfish you stupid, undisciplined fuck. I wish we could fire your ancestors so you were never born. You coach like a dickhole.
The entire offensive line: Instead of actually blocking for the best back in the league these fat fucks just stand there and make him earn it while they think about communism and hunting giraffes because they fucking hate mother nature.
The scoreboard operator. Fuck this biased piece of shit. Every single time Arizona gained even 1 goddamn yard that shithead would mark it on the scoreboard like he worked for the Cardinals or something. That 3rd quarter touchdown was up there 3 seconds after Fitzgerald went into the endzone. Where the fuck is the NFL on this shit? Oh that’s right, all scoring plays count against us because we’re Cleveland. Fuckin’ bullshit.
Roger Goodell: He’s been breathing all week and he’s probably gonna have the nerve to blatantly breath next week too. Fuck him.
Baker, Chubb, OBJ, and Landry: They should all just fuck each other the rest of the season, I’m sure a few people will watch that, because I sure as shit know no one wants to watch them try to play. Fucking jokes. They’re one microphone away from being a shitty boy band, that’s the only value they have.
The entire City of Cleveland and everyone who watches the Browns: All you assholes watch this team year after year and all you can do is stare at your screens like Ridiculous fucking sheep. Light Haslam on fire in Public Square.
This is what I needed. Thank you Shooter
Was I close? I was close wasn’t I?
While reading the paragraph about Freddie, I thought Soup hacked your account.
Kitchens clearly sucks at in game decisions from calling plays to calling timeouts. I won’t knock him for challenges because their are other people involved in those decisions.
The scripted plays seems to work for the most part but after that the offense falls flat.
I hope the Browns fire him immediately after the season and hire Mike McCarthy who already has a coaching staff put together and have been meeting to watch and scout games.
I am not sure we can beat the Cardinals but Sunday is getting closer to us finding out. I’m not happy that it is a late game but that’s life.
I’ll get it back on track.
The cardinals have the 24th worst rush defense, and that ASSHAT Kitchens complete ignore the best rushing duo in the league, because all he could think about was taking advantage of the worst pass defense in the NFL. And he couldn’t even do that!
3rd and 3 at he 2 and he goes empty backfield? There’s absolutely ZERO reason to ever go empty backfield with this team. NONE. If he had any football knowledge at all, we would have won by 24 today.
I’m hearing at the walkthrough yesterday, they spent all of their time practicing vertical routes, and only ran 2 run plays the entire time. Freddie is CLUELESS.
Didn’t mean to kill the vibe.
All attempts to mock Soup are to be taken at Mock level 5. If we start interjecting rational discussion into them then the entire system crumbles to it’s foundation.
We can’t have that man.
Sounds very wintery to me. We have a thread ful of simmering soup, nuts, and crackers.
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You forgot to mention Freddie didn’t run the ball enough in practice this week.
When the new England Patriots played the colts in that playoff game they at least ran the ball 50 times in practice that week.
Hue Jackson is a loser.
Game balls:
None
Goats:
Maurice Kitchens – “I have a great idea! Let’s block Bakers blindside with a TE 1 on 1!!!”
“I know, let’s pass non stop!!!!”
Kliff Kingsbury to the announcers “i know what they are going to do…” even a horrific coach like him knows our plays before they’re run.
Time to talk 2021 draft, coaching candidates and GMs
Freedom!!!
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