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Game balls:

OBJs Daddy – for posting a no context video which helped the next game ball

Andrew Barry for finally cutting OBJ who should’ve been gone in the off season.

Baker Mayfield dropping dimes all over. As an FYI he has a higher comp %, less ints and higher YPA than Allen (3 turnovers losing to Jags) Mahomes, Herbert. Burrow has a higher comp and YPA but over 3x the interceptions. Mayfield who people wrongfully call a game manager is averaging 8.5 YPA. For perspective that’s over a yard higher than Mahomes and Allen.

Denzel Ward. Passer rating 0.0. Pick 6 and caused the 2nd interception

Newsome (Jamar Who???)

Troy Hill

Garrett

Zack Taylor for calling a time out when we went 5 wide resulting in a smart decision to hand the ball off. 70 yards and a cloud of dust.

Joe Woods – did he FINALLY throw out the zone D and realize we have the best man cover corners in the NFL?

Goats

Stefanski- an option on 3rd and 3? Are you dumb or just stupid? Motioning Chubb out wide on first and goal from the 1? Are you dumb or just stupid? If you are going to throw play action will work really really well.

Chase McLaughlin. Don’t miss 45 yard FGs dude.

Freedom!!!

[Dawg E. Dawg]

Soup, you get a goat for giving out goats in a 41-16 shit pumping on the road, against a divisional opponent.

Also, DPJ gets a gameball for the 60 yard dime, and for holding on to bakers throw on the last TD drive, even though he got absolutely drilled in the dome. The refs somehow saw the hit to take him out and check for a concussion, but couldn’t throw a flag. Huh? (Btw, I know us would’ve been like a 3/4 yard penalty, they still should’ve called it.)

[Ice]

Gameballs:

Joe Woods has taken a lot of shit, but I think this is the first game we had a (mostly) healthy secondary. Yeah he’s gonna play more zone when all his CB’s are injured, dumbass. We still have a top 10 defense.

Ward: Again proved what an amazing player he can be when (mostly) healthy. He’s probably 80% healthy.

DPJ: I’ve been giving him gameballs all year because honestly he’s been our most reliable receiver. Fun stat comparison!!!!

DPJ – 15 catches on 18 targets for 83%!!! 20.9 ypc!!! 3 TD’s!!! 0 tantrums!!!!!!
OBJ – 17 catches on 34 targets for 50%. 13.6ypc. 0 TD’s. Multiple tantrums.

Car for sale:

Goats:

Can I get a goat for the defensive line for lining up offsides 3 times in the first quarter!?!?!??????

Soup gets a goat for giving our playcaller a goat based on one playcall when our offense scored 34 points.

3 more players lined up offsides while I typed this message.

[MDP Sack Attack]

Gameballs to our entire secondary, particularly Ward and Hill

Chubb looked like he was playing against a high school defense. This team is obviously way better with Hunt bringing the 1-2 punch, but it’s good to see Chubb have the opportunity for stats once in a while.

Gameball to the coaching, up by three scores in the 4th and our defense stayed aggressive and our offense kept attacking.

Goat to Berry and Stefanski for the OBJ situation. I don’t fault the for getting rid of him, and this team is definitely better off. However, letting the situation get to the embarrassing point where it ended up is a failure of both coaches and the front office. They should have seen this coming and reached a more amicable separation long it got to this point.

[Ice]

Chubb’s TD celebration is to walk straight to the bench with the expression of a kid who dropped their icecream cone.

[GABrownsFan]

“Chubb’s TD celebration is to walk straight to the bench with the expression of a kid who dropped their icecream cone.”

He’s just upset that he had to stop running once he reached the end zone.

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