[Ice]

I’m 100% sure of this. How can I be so sure? Because my cousin-in-law gave me a $300 Gordon jersey (which he paid cost for) and he gave it to me for Christmas during the 2015-16 league year. I have owned many Browns jerseys, and none of them has been on the team for more than 1 season while I’ve owned their jersey. I have Braylon Edwards, Quinn, Winslow, Couch, McCoy, etc. My luck with jerseys is so bad that when my wife offered to try to trade in my McCoy jersey for a Joe Thomas jersey my response was “You want to ruin the team?!?” I have told family NOT to buy me jerseys with current players because I am a jersey curse.

This is how I know 100% that Gordon will not be on the Browns.

[MDP Sack Attack]

I have one of these. Much better investment, much more timeless:

http://fantstore.com/view/4971413/legalize-josh-gordon-cleveland-football-t-shirt

[akron pros1920]

oh man Ice, owning a players jersey is a sure fire way to curb that players tenure!

World Champion 1920 Akron Pros still undefeated!

[DawgPoundDude]

*mails Manziel jersey to Ice’s house postmarked December 2015*

…what?

[Shooter]

Last Browns jersey I bought was Clay Matthews. Still have it. Still wear it.

[Mav]

I’ll be highly pissed off if this guy isn’t a Brown

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