[Ice]

I want them to never ever do that again. The last thing in the world I need is to read the headline “Mayfield breaks arm and OBJ cracks hip in attempted touchdown celebration.”

[Shooter]

Well it’s the Browns, so you know that all this sublime confidence and euphoric optimism is going to come crashing down somehow. If I was a betting man, I’d say preseason week 2 is when OBJ and Baker both simultaneously tear ACL’s on a play in the backfield. Upon seeing the devastation, Landry will come rushing over to attend to them and rip his achilles.

Because, Cleveland.

[Author]

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