It’s like finding yourself at the bar lonely, drunk, and horny 20 minutes before close and seeing 2 really fat chicks, that one broad you know is a grandmother even though your trying to convince yourself she isn’t, and the whore who you’re convinced probably still hasn’t washed the semen out of her vag from last night and you’re out of rubbers.
Horrible list but you know that someone has to make a catch, and you need to make a call.