The End is near. Jimmy Haslam is killing the Browns

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  • #3507
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Did you guys listen to his press conference?

    Did any of you listen to what this jackwagon actually went out and said?

    #1 Sashi brown has been promoted to head of football operations and is completely in charge of this team right now. Chew that down for a little bit, I’ll come back to it because it ges worse.

    #2 They will hire the head coach BEFORE they hire a GM. They will be using a consulting firm named…..drumroll….Corn Fairy, to assist Sashi in finding said new head coach.

    #3After finding the head coach, THEN, they will go out and hire a general manager. Again, with the assistance of Corn Fairy.

    The GM will be responsible for all talent acquisition, and will be in charge of the entire scouting department. However, and this is the best part, Sashi, will have final say on the 53 man roster.

    #4 and I honestly can’t believe I’m still typing here………Sashi will have the final call on the draft.

    This is the plan Jimmy Haslam just laid out as the way that we are going to turn this team around.

    Go ahead and read all of that again. Feel free to discuss the dinosaur-killing sized meteor screaming at 55,000mph directly towards Berea.

    No one, and I mean absolutely NO ONE, of even the tiniest bit of value, will want to come anywhere NEAR this team.

    I have no words right now.

    #3511
    the dude
    Participant

    Its treated just like a corporation. Just listen to the way he has hired consultants and canned people.

    Many corporations succeed on this level. But their success is managed by their product. In our case, our product we really do not have to invest in. In fact, anyone who invests right now in this product is not receiving rewards.

    I have no problem with running your business like a white collar corporation. but you better understand, its not for everyone. Why anyone would want to come to an organization where if they cannot get it done in the first year, they are gone amazes me.

    —– My favorite part of the press conference —- they said they studied how other teams are run – patriots – packers – seattle and are trying to learn from them. the way they are running this organization is the complete opposite of all these teams. all of these teams have invested in talent both in management and with the team. They have also stuck with their guys in down years

    Final thought, they state they are going to build a team through drafting as this is the correct way to do things…..this topic will remain open.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3513
    mike barnes
    Participant

    What a mess, maybe for once they’ll find a diamond in the ruff

    #3514
    Shooter
    Moderator

    This is just a total joke.

    Who are they going to hire as a GM? Who? Who is going to take a job where 1) they can’t hire their own coach and 2) have no say on the draft or the roster?

    Nobody, that’s who. Certainly no one that knows anything about fucking football that’s for damn sure.

    Who is going to come here to coach? Full well knowing that the guy above him isn’t the one who hired him, knows dick about football, and will have nothing but lawyers operating above him? What coach in their right fucking mind would even consider that?

    The campaign to expel Haslam as Owner of this team needs to begin immediately. This is a farce, an insult, and a total slap in the face to every Clevelander and Browns fans everywhere.

    #3516
    Shooter
    Moderator

    What a mess, maybe for once they’ll find a diamond in the ruff

    A diamond? They won’t even be able to find any fucking ruff.

    This is literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen from a sports organization in this town. I was too young for Ted Stepian and the Cavs, but I’ve heard all of the stories and this is starting to get about as close to that as possible.

    This shit is downright infuriating. Our owner just basically went on TV and flat-out stated that this orgnaization is going to run like complete and total dogshit. By design. On FUCKING purpose!

    #3518
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    1 So a hard core analytics guy is in charge of stocking the team with talent. The Browns have tried worse in recent history…see the draft savage traded away.

    2 So the coach and schemes will be established before the GM is. I have no issue with that. Other teams have used consulting firms and had success. No issue here ether.

    3 Same as above with the GM search.
    3a So Browns is Haslam’s chosen man in charge of it all, instead of Haslam. That could be a good thing.

    4 Again hard core analytics coupled with a GM with a scouting background sounds rather intelligent way to go.

    5 I felt like your entire post was an alcohol infused chicken little rant.

    6 Oh and NO ONE WILL WANT TO COME HERE, has been said for a DECADE now. And every year that’s proven to be false.

    7 The crusty curmudgeon seems to be busy, so I tagged in. 😀

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    #3525
    Shooter
    Moderator

    1, you are a fucking idiot. Nothing can ever fix that.

    2, you are literally the only person who thinks this is a good idea. Literally every single Cleveland Browns fan is destroying Haslam right now. Everywhere. Facebook, twitter, MB’s, the website, every talk show……everywhere.

    Ya know why?

    Because this is the stupidest fucking thing that has ever been done by an owner here. Ever. (moving of course notwithstanding).

    Being a fucking idiot yourself though, I can totally see why you’d be on board with any of this.

    Do us all a favor, go shoot yourself in the face.

    #3527
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    Ah name calling the sure sign of a cogent argument.

    Where Do NFL GMs Come From?

    There are several examples in the league of lawyer GM’s

    But hey keep pissing and moaning and not even to bother to google something to check. Just shows what kind of thinking you lack and kind of guy you are.

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    #3529
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Just shows what kind of thinking you lack and kind of guy you are.

    Feel like getting banned from here too?

    Go ahead and talk about what I’m thinking, and what kind of guy I am. You single handedle brought down an entire forum once before with your stupid bullshit, it’s not going to happen again here. You’re a shit starter and an asshole, and no one fucking likes you. At all. No one wants you around, and no one wants to listen to what you say.

    Be very cautious, or just like the Browns, history is going to repeat itself real fuckin’ quick.

    We clear on that?

    #3531
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    Wow threat of banning for disagreeing with you and presenting a cogent argument when you rant and rave like drunkard.

    It wasn’t me that tore anything down otherwise it would of been fine when I left. The persons whose fault that was looks at you in the mirror everyday. Those are just immutable facts.

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    #3534
    soup
    Participant

    There’s a reason my posting has gone way down. There’s a reason we lost a great poster on this forum. Why he’s allowed here is beyond comprehension.

    Freedom!!!

    #3535
    the dude
    Participant

    There’s a reason my posting has gone way down. There’s a reason we lost a great poster on this forum. Why he’s allowed here is beyond comprehension.

    Yep, I lost interest quite a bit as soon as I saw this guy found this place. I hope the moderators take the high road and ask him to leave. When he was banned from the other forum for hateful messages, he then continue to spread hate to others on facebook.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3537
    the dude
    Participant

    This is just a total joke.
    Who are they going to hire as a GM? Who? Who is going to take a job where 1) they can’t hire their own coach and 2) have no say on the draft or the roster?
    Nobody, that’s who. Certainly no one that knows anything about fucking football that’s for damn sure.
    Who is going to come here to coach? Full well knowing that the guy above him isn’t the one who hired him, knows dick about football, and will have nothing but lawyers operating above him? What coach in their right fucking mind would even consider that?
    The campaign to expel Haslam as Owner of this team needs to begin immediately. This is a farce, an insult, and a total slap in the face to every Clevelander and Browns fans everywhere.

    Nobody in their right mind would want to talk in this mess unless they are currently unemployed and looking for a paycheck.

    Why would you want to walk in a job that if you cannot make any football moves, you cannot make any decisions, and you report to lawyers would anyone want to come here in Cleveland?

    So is Sashi going to make the starting lineup too? Does he have final say of who plays and who doesn’t?

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3540
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Everyone chill the fuck out. I know some of you don’t like DawgSoldier but him being here isn’t a reason to leave. Back in the day @Soup was way more annoying than Dawgsoldier is now. I’m talking back in the Charlie Frye era. If Dune had banned him back then (and many people asked him to), think of all the witty banter we’d be missing out on now. We all lamented when those great posters left Dawgbones; DT, Hanford, etc. Guess what, it was the ‘new posters’ that made them want to leave. And those ‘new posters’ were US. And Dawgsoldier didn’t kill that forum, Jim did. He completely quit Dawgbones about 5 years ago. I’d been doing my best to keep it together for him hoping he would come back but he had no desire to return. I spent way too much of my own time fixing that site and trying to keep it on life support and that’s why I’m here. I’ve been busting my ass for years to give our little community a home and honestly when you threaten to leave because you don’t like one guy it’s like a slap in my face. I’m not asking for anything from you guys. I don’t want you to chip in for server fees like we were forced to at DB. All I want you to do is hang out so we can all talk shit about the disaster that is the Cleveland Browns. I like all you guys (even @Soup) and if any one of you left I would miss you. I feel like we’re all orphans at an orphanage. I might be the oldest one who feels responsible for the rest. Maybe @Dawgsoldier is the youngest bratty kid who is ‘special’. Kick his ass until he shapes up! DT did that to me back in the day and I never forgot it. He put me in my place and knocked me down several pegs. You guys can certainly do that to DS. He’s a grunt, he’s used to it. Enough of this ‘taking my ball and going home’ garbage. If he gets out of line, give him a code red. Everyone together tell him what a dumbass comment he made or whatever it was. He’ll get the message. I’m sure he wants to be accepted here and if he gets a lot of pushback maybe he’ll take a step back and rethink. Or maybe I can find some ‘ignore’ functionality code. I’ll start working on that today. If you absolutely can’t stand him then it’ll be like he’s not here to you.

    Can’t we all just get along? Brown lives matter.

    #3543
    Ice
    Keymaster

    #3552
    the dude
    Participant

    Everyone chill the fuck out. I know some of you don’t like DawgSoldier but him being here isn’t a reason to leave. Back in the day @Soup was way more annoying than Dawgsoldier is now. I’m talking back in the Charlie Frye era. If Dune had banned him back then (and many people asked him to), think of all the witty banter we’d be missing out on now. We all lamented when those great posters left Dawgbones; DT, Hanford, etc. Guess what, it was the ‘new posters’ that made them want to leave. And those ‘new posters’ were US. And Dawgsoldier didn’t kill that forum, Jim did. He completely quit Dawgbones about 5 years ago. I’d been doing my best to keep it together for him hoping he would come back but he had no desire to return. I spent way too much of my own time fixing that site and trying to keep it on life support and that’s why I’m here. I’ve been busting my ass for years to give our little community a home and honestly when you threaten to leave because you don’t like one guy it’s like a slap in my face. I’m not asking for anything from you guys. I don’t want you to chip in for server fees like we were forced to at DB. All I want you to do is hang out so we can all talk shit about the disaster that is the Cleveland Browns. I like all you guys (even @Soup) and if any one of you left I would miss you. I feel like we’re all orphans at an orphanage. I might be the oldest one who feels responsible for the rest. Maybe @Dawgsoldier is the youngest bratty kid who is ‘special’. Kick his ass until he shapes up! DT did that to me back in the day and I never forgot it. He put me in my place and knocked me down several pegs. You guys can certainly do that to DS. He’s a grunt, he’s used to it. Enough of this ‘taking my ball and going home’ garbage. If he gets out of line, give him a code red. Everyone together tell him what a dumbass comment he made or whatever it was. He’ll get the message. I’m sure he wants to be accepted here and if he gets a lot of pushback maybe he’ll take a step back and rethink. Or maybe I can find some ‘ignore’ functionality code. I’ll start working on that today. If you absolutely can’t stand him then it’ll be like he’s not here to you.
    Can’t we all just get along? Brown lives matter.

    No one is trying to slap you in the face. Everyone here I think believes you have done a good job and appreciate it. Sadly, the team is garbage, but I think most of Dawgbones posters have made a transition because they appreciated you keeping Dawgbones alive, they appreciate the community you created, and generally, even though we argue like women over terrible football, we really deep down like each other.

    Dawgsoldier took things to a new level and started harassing people on facebook. He has said some of the most hateful things that you can possibly imagine to people and it does disgust some of us that were affected by it. I know you were not around too much for the end of it. It got really nasty. I basically stopped posting there all together. I am glad you reached out and created this place. I rather enjoy talking with my fellow Browns companions here anyways.

    Soup is a prince. I don’t think anyone truly wanted him banned, just to take a vacation after some of his melt downs. He did not say hateful, racist, sexist, things…..

    On him wanting to get accepted, I think that is the complete opposite. He gets excited over getting people wound up and I guarantee he already likes this attention. He can play the game, but when he attacks Soup and his child, or gay people, it will disgust many of the posters here.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3557
    soup
    Participant

    Ah name calling the sure sign of a cogent argument.
    Where Do NFL GMs Come From?
    There are several examples in the league of lawyer GM’s
    But hey keep pissing and moaning and not even to bother to google something to check. Just shows what kind of thinking you lack and kind of guy you are.

    Your list is useless. Sashi Brown is NOT the General Manager. He’s a lawyer who has full control of the 53 man roster and NFL draft. He’s on a committee to hire the head coach, who will then have a say in who the GM is. Try again kid.

    Freedom!!!

    #3567
    Shooter
    Moderator

    No one is trying to slap you in the face. Everyone here I think believes you have done a good job and appreciate it. Sadly, the team is garbage, but I think most of Dawgbones posters have made a transition because they appreciated you keeping Dawgbones alive, they appreciate the community you created, and generally, even though we argue like women over terrible football, we really deep down like each other.

    Very well said.

    Dawgsoldier took things to a new level and started harassing people on facebook. He has said some of the most hateful things that you can possibly imagine to people and it does disgust some of us that were affected by it.

    Absolutely correct.

    On him wanting to get accepted, I think that is the complete opposite. He gets excited over getting people wound up and I guarantee he already likes this attention. He can play the game, but when he attacks Soup and his child, or gay people, it will disgust many of the posters here.

    He’s a vile piece of shit that has nothing to offer, and quickly turns every football discussion into a personal matter. That’s all there is to it. That’s his only goal. Then he wants to sit back and play victim with his hands in the air saying “what, what did I do, I don’t understand?” and feign ignorance. I can say that Soup is insane til I’m blue in the face, but don’t actually think he’s insane. DS is not only insane, he’s dangerous, destructive, and is not a good person.

    #3573
    Ice
    Keymaster

    You guys understand what a shit position I’m in, right? DS has never done anything like what you’re saying under my watch. I’ve seen him be an annoying forum member at points but no more or less than the rest of us. If that stuff happened on Dawgbones it was after I was gone.

    #3581
    the dude
    Participant

    You guys understand what a shit position I’m in, right? DS has never done anything like what you’re saying under my watch. I’ve seen him be an annoying forum member at points but no more or less than the rest of us. If that stuff happened on Dawgbones it was after I was gone.

    I wouldn’t begrudge you if you let him stay at all my friend.

    It is a new forum and there are some new faces. We’re not even a year old and this place is already creating some solid traffic for only recruiting people from a dying site. This site is a winning season away from a growing community. You are recruiting some solid writers like Bill and others and keeping the disputes alive with Soup, Shooter, Mav, and many others.

    I can say that DawgSoldier did create and spread some interesting articles and I did like his scouting for drafting candidates. As a person, I cannot say the same. I think he has a lot of problems. Without meeting him, I am not sure what this is a result of or what his environment has turned him into.

    I am probably in the minority when I say if I was in your position, I would let him stay but on very thin ice – permanently. Not hateful messages – no baiting on religion, personal beliefs, and definitely sexism or racism will not be tolerated. I think this should be a warning to all members period. Keep the talk about football, a few jabs about football I think are good, but be respectful.

    Example – Soup is a dumbass because he already wants to fire our next head coach. – This is both predictable and funny.

    Not Acceptable – Soup dislikes a player because he believes goats are gods and all of them should die and anyone who thinks so is an idiot.

    I know you own this forum, but from every private conversation I have had with you, the goal is to provide a place for people to feel comfortable, enjoy conversation, enjoy Browns football and to keep and build on our current relationship. Also, to insult Shooter 🙂

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3584
    Shooter
    Moderator

    You guys understand what a shit position I’m in, right?

    Yes, because I was in almost the exact same one at DB.

    My opinion on the matter changed when instead of other forum members, his attacks became directed at me.

    I think the thing that just irks me still is the fact that he contacted a number of us privately, on facebook, and spewed a bunch of vile hate speech and threats.

    Launching into attacks or diatribes on a forum are one thing. Contacting us personally and making the same statements and threats are completely different and cross a line. We’re a bunch of idiots BS’ing about a terrible football team. I shouldn’t be opening my PM box on facebook and getting messages calling me a cowardly pussy, faggot, piece of shit, and slew of other insults.

    There’s something mentally wrong with the guy. Seriously.

    His only goal is going to be to do the same thing here that he did there.

    Just my take.

    #3586
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    And everything was one sided because that’s always the case……..riiiiiiiiiight

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    #3588
    Shooter
    Moderator

    And everything was one sided

    Without debate or question, it absolutely was.

    I’m not arguing with you.

    #3590
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    Thats because time and again you lose then get pissed and throw a fit.

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    #3591
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Thats because time and again you lose then get pissed and throw a fit.

    Like I said, I’m not arguing with you anymore.

    All I’m going to do is offer you congratulations. You have now successfully destroyed your 2nd “football” forum just by being the total lying, game-playing, despicable, cockbag asshole that you truly and completely are.

    Well done man. High fives all around.

    #3593
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Ok it only took me a few hours, but I’ve added an “Ignore User” functionality. You see the button under their avatar on any post they make.

    #3594
    the dude
    Participant

    Thanks Ice, I have ignored and I encourage anyone else who has an issue with him to do the same thing.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3663
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    Seems like SI doesn’t think I am idiot Shooter. OOPS.

    http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/01/05/cleveland-browns-hire-paul-depodesta-chief-executive-officer-moneyball

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    #3664
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Ignore feature is working splendidly. I appreciate it greatly.

    May I suggest having all new members pre-loaded with it?

    I have no idea how you would go about doing that but, at some point this loon is gonna make you wish you figured out how to and honestly it’s probably in everyone’s best interest both present and future to prevent any type of communication of any kind. We’ll fix that later I guess.

    But for now, ignore works. Works good. Shooter likey.

    #3673
    soup
    Participant

    Ignore feature is INCREDIBLE. Love that all traces vanish. Well done.

    Freedom!!!

    #3675
    Ice
    Keymaster

    You know what this forum needs? A steelers troll. Nothing would unify us like a common enemy.

    #3676
    MDP Sack Attack
    Participant

    done.

    troll

    Get him!

    #3678
    DawgPoundDude
    Participant

    Could always invite Billy from Bengalszone…wait, you said enemy. He was actually pretty cool.

    #3680
    the dude
    Participant

    You know what this forum needs? A steelers troll. Nothing would unify us like a common enemy.

    fuck this guy

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3681
    the dude
    Participant

    Could always invite Billy from Bengalszone…wait, you said enemy. He was actually pretty cool.

    he always turned in to a troll though when i would ask him how many guys he blew in prison and let him know he met the bengal criteria as a fan.

    Hue Jackson is a loser.

    #3686
    Ice
    Keymaster

    he always turned in to a troll though when i would ask him how many guys he blew in prison and let him know he met the bengal criteria as a fan.

    Yeah, he was touchy that way. Can’t invite him though, I have no idea who he is IRL.

    I guess the closest thing we have to an annoying Pittsburgh fan is Soup. He does live in that city.

    #3802
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    New Head Coach Hue Jackson On Board With Browns New Analytical Way Of Thinking

    New Head Coach Hue Jackson On Board With Browns New Analytical Way Of Thinking
    January 13, 2016 10:45 PM By T.J. Zuppe | 92.3 The Fan
    Filed Under: Cleveland Browns
    Hue Jackson Press Conference
    Jimmy Haslam, Hue Jackson, Sashi Brown (Photo By Daryl Ruiter, CBS Cleveland)
    2
    BEREA (92.3 The Fan) – Analytics and football: Can they coexist?

    A large part of that question — one which has been asked repeatedly since the Cleveland Browns put two analytical minds, Sashi Brown and Paul DePodesta, in decision-making roles in the team’s front office — comes from a misunderstanding of what analytics actually are.

    It has little to do with one-dimensional numbers crunchers with calculators in hand. It extends far beyond just staring at spread sheets.

    But any philosophy — tried-and-true or outside the box — is only as successful as the application by the people who buy into it. And by that measure, the Browns may have found the right man to blend many ideas into one direction.

    The Browns introduced Hue Jackson, a 15-year veteran of the NFL with 29 years of coaching experience, as their newest head coach on Wednesday, becoming the 16th head coach in the team’s history.

    When you hear “29-year football vet,” you typically do not envision someone open to new ideas and philosophies. But to believe that may be selling Jackson short.

    How does the football guy view working for an organization who appears to be embracing a non-traditional direction in the front office?

    He could not have answered that question any better.

    “I think that is the beautiful part,” Jackson said at Wednesday’s press conference. “I think there are all kinds of ways to make things happen. There is more than one way to do things.”

    Bingo.

    “My conversations with Sashi and with Paul, we are on point,” Jackson said. “We understand exactly what it is going to take to put this roster together to give us the best opportunity to be successful… Analytics is just a part of it. It is not the whole part of it; it is a piece of it. If we can find another way of doing things good to give us an opportunity to have success, we all would do that. There is not a person in this room that wouldn’t do that.”

    And then came, maybe, his most important response on the topic:

    “I like being cutting edge,” Jackson added. “I try to be innovative and cutting edge on offense. We want to be innovative and cutting edge on everything that we do in this building because eventually, everyone is going to be doing what we are doing. That is the fun part of this.”

    Regardless of what outsiders believe about the application of analytics and advanced metrics in football, Jackson’s willingness to embrace some non-traditional football thoughts is at the very base of giving the Browns’ new direction a shot.

    Otherwise, all of the time put into discovering new methods is a complete waste of resources — and that is a mistake owner Jimmy Haslam cannot afford to make again.

    Looks LIKE Haslam ISN’T killing the Browns and Shooter was COMPLETELY wrong.

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    #3809
    DawgPoundDude
    Participant

    Looks LIKE Haslam ISN’T killing the Browns and Shooter was COMPLETELY wrong.

    See DS, it’s comments like this that get people fired up at you. It’s completely unnecessary to say shit like this, you know. If I had someone in my ear telling me I was wrong every time I’ve ever been wrong in my life (like twice :)), I know I wouldn’t be happy about it.

    Dude, I like your posts, but this is like throwing rocks at a junkyard dog digging a hole under the fence. You’re asking for backlash. Keep it drama free man, alright?

    #3810
    DawgSoldier
    Participant

    He roasted me hard so I am returning the favor now as the facts have proven utterly wrong. If he can’t handle being wrong then making bold pronouncements like the original post shouldn’t be made.

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