WHERE’S WUNKLE?

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  • #7162
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Glad you’re back. Love the snark.

    I’m marking strikes against you for absence, that’s on you and I heard a lot of excuses but, it’s on you really. I’m holding it against you.

    Congrats on Grandfatherdom. Feed it candy. Buy drums, noisemakers, and anything else that will really irritate mom and dad. Totally fair, worth it, and it’s your job now lol.

    I look forward to your Crumudgeony opinions going forward now. I’m still mad at you though.

    I’ll also be giving our viewership

    Stop right there Bill. There is no viewership. There’s like, 7 of us. Maybe 8. And I don’t mean on this site, I’m talking overall. There are 7 Browns fans left, total. In the universe. So, I’m hoping that as a well learned man of age to have grandchildren, you can appreciate the art of ranting and raving to…….mostly yourself. Cause aside from the Last of the Mohicans that are still thumbing around here, we are in the period that I from now on am going to refer to as The Nuclear Winter.

    Ice is doing well though. This site brought in so much money that he kicked his wife out of the house and built her a shed in the backyard to go work in so he can have full reign on this entrepreneurial success without distraction.

    You can’t have distraction in this game Bill. You know that. The kingdom is free of interference, so, we have that going for us. Which is cool.

    Now enough with the pleasantries, talk to me about this Trubisky kid from North Carolina.

    #7164
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    Well, Shooter, I can see that you haven’t lost anything off your fastball. God love you for that. After all, somebody has to.

    Ask and you shall receive . . .

    Mitch Trubisky – Junior QB – University of North Carolina Tar Heels

    HEIGHT: 6′-3″ WEIGHT: 220

    2016 was his first full year as a starting QB in the ACC. He saw limited action in his freshman and sophomore seasons. Over his entire career – including bowls games – he’s completed 386 of 517 pass attempts for 4,762 yards with 41 TD and 10 INT. He was also sacked 23 times, 20 of which were during this season. Good TD to INT ratio, and is mobile with a strong arm. I’m thinking that he should remain in school for his Senior year. With him graduating this year, he has three options . . . stay at UNC, transfer to another college or enter the NFL draft. Trubisky is considered by many to be the top QB prospect in this draft, but that does not necessarily make the Mentor native a shoe in for the first overall pick. If he comes out, he may very well be drafted by either the Niners or DA-Bears.

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

    #7192
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Wunkle, been following your soap opera on Facebook and have seen some GREAT Browns pics of you and your crew decked out. Looking forward to your next draft masterpiece!

    PS – No Trubisky!

    #7242
    BillWunkle
    Participant

    Thanks, Ice. I’m looking forward to bringing the first Pulitzer prize to an NFL fan based website.

    Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

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