Look at the bright side- at least now you get to say “yeah, I’ve been to Alabama!”

Silver lining man…silver lining.

Dude, I hope you stay safe. Not sure if you’re in the danger zone or whatnot, but that’s the most important thing, of course. Best of luck no matter what.

I’m actually moving this weekend, and our cable service won’t be up and running until Wednesday. I’m gonna try to hotspot using my mobile service, and I dunno if I’m going to be able to watch…[Read more]

I did say my sleep meds were kicking in. Might wanna take the whole bottle and sleep for the next month or two, judging by how the season is likely gonna play out.

Because Browns.

How the fuck does a thread about waiver pickups devolve into a conversation about a Pryor that isn’t on the team anymore?

You guys are so March 2017.

Speaking of ‘how’, how the fuck is Higgins on the practice squad ahead of Leslie and Hall? Yeah, I know that we haven’t even played game 1, but it’s moves like this that almost make me question…[Read more]

Now this is a statement I can get behind. I mean, why couldn’t it be Randall Telfer or some shit?

He’s soft. Cut his ass now. Fire Hue Jackson immediately and stuff.

If he doesn’t play we have depth. I’d like to have seen him in the home opener, but not a huge deal if he doesn’t.

He’s soft. Cut his ass now. Fire Hue Jackson immediately and stuff.

If he doesn’t play we have depth. I’d like to have seen him in the home opener, but not a huge deal.

This fucker has teeth. And I don’t like it, one bit.

They could field a team of 5 year-olds for all I care, as long as their improving.

Hall and Leslie (who I believe outperformed Higgins and Louis) were released. Payton is gone too, but other than that Kizer touchdown, he really didn’t do much.

But, gotta get to 53 somehow. Remember (I think his name was) Josh Lenz? Think he’s still out of football.

You beat me by 8 fucking seconds. What is this, bull riding?

[Insert Soup dumbass mom joke here]

Bah, it’s too easy with him…I’ll just get him in the other threads, not one that calls him out.

Still, I kinda get it. Lol.

I guess we’re showing interest in Jermaine Kearse. Too bad we couldn’t get that to happen before the game tonight but…I’d be OK with him. Odd man out now that Seattle is pretty stacked at receiver.

It’s like the fucking Twilight Zone. Really surreal.

He worked hard for that sig. But mark my words- if even the smallest sliver of fact comes out of the broad strokes, he will beat everyone over the head with it.

FYI, do you know what else we haven’t had for a while, something that I’m sure contributed to Haden not having as good of…[Read more]

Presenting: Cameron Erving- the man every defensive player in the NFL goes thorough (to get to the QB).

Boy, we’re gonna miss you as much as you miss blocking (literally, everybody).

Godspeed, Smith and Mahomes. You’re gonna need it.