I would love to get @Dude and @Shooter in the same room. I think you guys would be best friends despite online hatred.

Guilty on 3 counts so far… rape by force, indecent exposure, and lewd conduct. Not guilty on 1 count of indecent exposure, 8 counts still pending.

First off I agree that it was a bad decision by DOOOOK to take it public.

Now lets see it from his point of view; He’s suffered on this team since 2015 and has always said and done the right thing. On some really shitty teams he was a shining star and never complained. He didn’t bitch when they drafted Chubb with a high 2nd round pick and signed…[Read more]

I hate to see DOOOOK become the heel. He’s a good guy, a good team guy.

But yeah, when we can get the best RB in the game for zilch we’re gonna get him. Duke can get traded after week 8.

He had all the physical tools not just to succeed, but to be the best. I hadn’t heard about the missed flight, but it fits this regime’s focus on work to let him go. Plus we have a logjam at backup LT right now so he just made the decision easy.

I don’t think you sign McCoy for anything but a 1 year deal. Age is an issue and you don’t break the bank for a rotational player. Tons of our guys are going to need new contracts next year and it is going to be stifling the year after that. You may be choosing between the 2nd year of Gerald McCoy or Joe Schobert, Demarious Randall, or Greg Robinson.

He’ll go somewhere he can be a 3 down player for that cash.

He’s asking for $10m+

I’m a little old to stay in a hostel. I might not be strong enough to fight off young women trying to have their way with me in the middle of the night.

@GABrownsfan um don’t you live in…. Georgia? I’m not above sleeping in a crawl space but I was hoping to get a little closer to Cleveland than Georgia.

@BillWunkle I’m down for that, but I…[Read more]

I meant they’d all become part of a starting rotation. But it would be a lot less than he’s been on the field in Tampa. It would be good for his knees and maybe even his career but it would hurt his checkbook.

It really depends on how much pride he’s willing to swallow. On our team he’d be a rotational DT. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind that cut in on-field work, but would he mind the cut in pay that comes with it?

I feel that would have been an improvement over some of our previous rosters.

@Dude yes, Shooter and Soup have been nicer lately. Maybe they’re finally getting laid.

Nah.

How dare you call me a Southerner. I was born in Parma and lived in Strongsville until I was 7. “Soda” still means a carbonated drink with icecream added, and grits can go fuck themselves.

Agreed @dude, that does sound like a fun bachelor party.

Also the best leak I have ever been a part of took place during Mardi Gras. I filled up an empty beer cup while walking, set it on the side of the street. A man walking behind me thought it was a beer and took a swig. It was satisfying in so many ways beyond just the emptying of an…[Read more]

So like you did Keisel then…

@Soup did you invite him to our site? I need a new UnnamedSource.

Sashi did his job perfectly except for the drafting. He set this team up for the next guy to take us all the way.