I thought we were done here?

Why am I constantly lied to when it comes to things regarding this franchise lmao?

This was the season that broke me.

I’ve unfortunately and painfully come to the conclusion that the passion, support, and loyalty given to the Browns is not reciprocated in any way by the organization, and frankly, they don’t fucking deserve it from me anymore.

The owner is a lying conman, not to mention a complete dumbfuck, and he is clueless…[Read more]

Agreed.

Now instead of being a felon, we can just all agree that he’s a fucking piece of shit.

Huge difference between being a criminal, and a big piece of shit.

I’m really glad as an organization we were able to establish that difference.

Sending Baker to the Panthers would only make my transition to full-time Panthers fan nearly impossible to stop.

but I have to ask…how do you know?

Mostly my pure, unfiltered awesomeness, but also my unparalleled football acumen.

Dumb. I’m ready for TJ Watt to end both his season, and ours.

Are you still allowed to root for this team? Fire everyone and blah blah blah 2 plays into the season opener.

Please don’t watch, I feel your bad juju and outrageous reactions will jinx us and we’ll lose, and then we’ll have to spend all offseason listening to you whine about who to fire. Which will probably be everyone.

Just, find something…[Read more]

I make the motion to strip Soup of his fandom.

(that’s it, I’m just making the motion. the reasons are……goddamn….so evident and clear).

him being allowed to enjoy this seems to be a travesty of justice.

Tonight is a must win game.

No, it’s not.

He’s such a pompous ass. Yeah sure he’s trolling the Steelers now, but even with that I don’t find it amusing. Fuck that guy.

Nah, lets not do that because every single one of us had said some dumb shit.

Even me?!!

I would love to find the archives of Dawgbones so we could dig up each other’s bad takes.

A buddy of mine sent me a screenshot last week of a text I sent him where I was salivating over Zach Mettenberger. I couldn’t help but laugh lol.

In his last 6 games, He’s completed 64% of his passes, over 1300 yarrds, 11 TD’s and 1 INT and the Browns are 5-1.

And that’s with 3 of those games being played in ridiculous weather conditions that made throwing the football nearly a moot point.

People see what they want to see. They make up their minds that someone just isn’t good, nothing…[Read more]

Anyone who doesn’t see that Baker Mayfield is the QB of this team, it’s leader, and a upper echelon QB in the NFL is blind.

He’s already proven it. If you can’t see it that’s your blind ass fault. Dudes a stud, period.

MUST WIN

All I read was: “EVERY GAME MUST WIN!!! BROWNS HAVE TO GO 16-0 OR THEY ARE WORST ASSEMBLED GROUP OF PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. FIRE EVERYONE. MOVE TO ENGLAND. NEVER WATCH FOOTBALL AGAIN. CUT OFF OWN PENIS AND THROW VIOLENTLY INTO FREEWAY TRAFFIC FROM BRIDGE!!”

*Kicks dog, slams door, drinks entire bottle of whiskey,…[Read more]

Anyone giving Sendejo a game ball is insane. He didn’t play a good game, it’s just the fact that he didn’t play a horrifical awful one that makes it stand out and seem good. It wasn’t. He’s still a useless bum with no business being on the field. We just didn’t see him flailing helplessly, giving up 3 TD’s, being shockingly out of position, or…[Read more]

I would like to make fun of you but all your complaints are valid. Proceed to drunk-post ridicule free.

Thank you. Is this still gameday? Trying to find my frame of reference. So. Much. Whiskey.

ANd Millr High life. I decided to go classy today. I said it. Come at me.

Also fuck that roughing penalty. Roughing how? Go ass to mouth zebra. Fuck…[Read more]