Ice I missed your comment bro. Said the same thing lol.

Atlanta isn’t a good team and Cincy, especially without AJ Green, isn’t a good team. We throttled both of them. The true test will be Houston to gauge where we are at. It should be a tight game. We need to win it to make a real statement

I see your point. I’m actually pretty amped up for…[Read more]

The last two weeks have been handing it to teams we should be beating.

For a team that won 1 game in the previous 2 seasons, we shouldn’t be expected to beat anybody bro lol.

I saw that too. Brutal lol.

Well I’m sure that whoever we hire will bring in all new assistants, with all new systems, which will require all new personnel, which will mean that all the players we’ve drafted and signed will be let go, so we’ll need to draft and sign new ones, and while that’s happening we’ll be losing horribly, and just when all those guys get the players we…[Read more]

Upgrade from Loser Hue

Jesus Christ shut up. He’s gone, move the fuck on with your clearly damaged and irreparably harmed life.

My only real question to this is would Dick Cheney be in charge of the defense? Fuck it, I’m for it. While we’re at it, let’s get Gordon Ramsey to run the offense. We’ll be the best in the league cause everyone will…[Read more]

So I’m the only one here who wants a #24 “Chubba Wubba Hubby” jersey?

Yes.

I would take Barkley over Chubb.

If we took Barkley #1, Baker would have absolutely still been there at #4.

Barkely and Baker? Is that a serious question? In a heartbeat I would do that if we’re redrafting.

The only downside to that is we lose Ward. who I believe is in the running for Defensive Rookie of the Year.

So, wait, I don’t really…[Read more]

Like Ward?

Pipe down Ice, Ohio State is still a top ten ranked team while the entire Florida State program has Suckabetes.

It’s just so bad. Cringeworthy.

Didn’t they sing that song “We get knocked down, but we get up again.”

Yes. Tubthumping. You nailed it!!

The call was fine. It was the end. Where he just seemed to lose it and had absolutely no idea what to say so he just screamed “Chubba Wubba Hub!”. Whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean lol.

Last time I saw us beat the falcons in person, we made the playoffs.

“Run William Run!!!!”

Speaking of calls…………I dunno if you guys heard Jim Donovans call of Nick Chubbs 92-yarder. I love Donovan. Love his enthusiasm, love his professionalism, think the guy is the best of the best. But wow, his call on Chubbs TD was really bad. Then…[Read more]

Baker Mayfield gets a game ball for his comment after the game when asked about Chubb’s 92 yard TD: “Well, it was a great handoff”

Bad news everybody. I’m gonna be inactive this Sunday with an illness.

Shit. Dawg E. got the Suckabetes now. We need a Kickstarter or 5K run or some shit to raise money for Suckabetes awareness. It’s bad enough when a high profile undrafted rookie comes down with it, but when it affects one of your own…..that’s real shit. It’s going to p…[Read more]

I can just see Wilford Brinkley in an ad in front of First Energy…”millions of Browns fans are impacted every week by suckabetus, whether you go to the games or not.”

Not gonna lie, since everyone was so damn amused by that line I really thought about making a video lol.

“Wilford Brimley on Suckabeetus”

My suggestion would be to hire a consulting firm, pay them a million dollars, and ignore them too.

Wait we did that already?

Oh.

Well, fuck it, I have no idea what to do now.

Holy shit I just realized that Joe Thomas only retired because his knees were completely shot. We should have just given him an IV!

Could have changed his diet too to alter his genes so that his knees became self healing, like Deadpool.

No IV or diet on the planet could fix or heal such a wicked case of Suckabetes that Harrison got. Dude’s got…[Read more]

Also how dare you mention Marty McFly with those men.

Well it’s because of the car, the Delorean rocks. And you smoke meth, it doesn’t break down at all it just runs out of gas and nuclear fusion, big difference.

And to answer DPD’s question, not the flying Delorean, the grounded version lol. Time circuits off however. I mean, that’s super cheating.

Who wins in a race?:

Bandit, driving his Trans Am.
The Duke Boys driving the General Lee
Michael Knight driving K.I.T.T.
Magnum in his Ferrari 308
Hardcastle and McCormick driving their Coyote
The Fall Guy driving his GMC K-12000 WideSide
Marty McFly driving the Delorean
Nic Cage driving Elenor
Starsky and Hutch in the Gran Torino
B.A. Barackus…[Read more]