Two guys blew assignments two separate times: Shelton and Carder. Those runs happened because of Shelton getting triple-teamed and knocked on his ass, and Carder looked absolutely lost. Yes, the safety help should have been there and wasn’t…but to lay blame on the entire defense for those two guys in the very first outing, against a head coach…[Read more]

Two guys blew assignments two separate times: Shelton and Carder. Those runs happened because of Shelton getting triple-teamed and knocked on his ass, and Carder looked absolutely lost. Yes, on the safety help should have been there and wasn’t…but to lay blame on the entire defense for those two guys in the very first outing, against a head…[Read more]

Let me go on record to say that Gregg Williams is a huge improvement over Horton. No changing my way of thinking there, Soup.

Plus, even the guys that weren’t making plays on the ball were in position (for the most part). That’s heads and shoulders above what I saw last year. They aren’t over-thinking. That goal-line stand was a thing of…[Read more]

Says you. Compared to the deflated tire-looking defense we fielded last year, these guys came to play…and they did.

OBR has a decent assessment of the game, if you’re interested in a deeper look.

Kizer did the most with the opportunity he was given. Still, getting a look at what you have is what preseason is all about. At the least, I believe that Kizer should get a shot with the first team and see what he does with it. Though we didn’t run the ball a ton…but I expected that, given our QB situation.

But enough about the QBs…let’s talk…[Read more]

This is close to where I’m at. In Brock’s defense, Britt fucked him out of a touchdown by not getting his feet inbounds, and Cam Erving (who needs to be shipped to Canada ASAP) fucked up another decent drive. Jury is kind of still out on him, due to what seemed miscommunication on a couple plays. Others…he just plainly overthrew. I honestly…[Read more]

Here’s the first big pass…

https://youtu.be/0nEDxkhGPaE

…and the game winner.

https://youtu.be/qgOkyCG23Tk

Dude doesn’t look bad at all.

Yeah, something something football.

I just wanted to have the 5000th post in my pocket.

I could see Sashi work his magic and get a day 3 pick.

But the likelier scenario is he starts Sept. 10th while Kizer rides pine for a bit. Because I hope to GOD we aren’t pinning hopes on a rookie. Nobody should want him to start.

I think Hue read this and started Osweiler just to spite you.

I don’t care who the QB is, just be serviceable, please. Run the ball like it’s the only gameplan, and rely on defense to make plays. If the QB situation is truly that bad, don’t put the game in his hands.

Fuck dude, I’ve been doing this for damn near 20 years. I thought these were exercises every Browns fan was well-versed in.

Well, it’s official, at least in preseason. He’s starting vs. the Saints.

I hope he Trent Dilfer’s (the Ravens version) the fuck out of this team.

Well, it ain’t happening. Looking like Cutler (who I admittedly didn’t see coming) is gonna sign for a year.

Not to mention he’s beginning to look like our starter, if our wonderful press is to be believed.

Well, with a sig like that, you better expect a shot or two. Don’t worry, I never hit below the belt.

And yeah, I read that. Also read that Osweiler was the man (compared to the others) in their mock game today. Ulrich apparently thinks that “all signs point to Kizer” being named starter, while others think it’ll be Osweiler.

I mean I get it,…[Read more]

Well, with a sig like that, you better expect a shot or two. Don’t worry, I never hit below the belt.

Yeah, read that. Also read that Osweiler was the man (compared to the others) in their mock game today. Ulrich apparently thinks that “all signs point to Kizer” being named starter, while others think it’ll be Osweiler.

I mean I get it, but…[Read more]

Yes, that pass was the worst thing ever thrown in the history of the Browns.

In the meantime, here’s a video of the greatest pass ever.

https://youtu.be/zGSE60aDVSk

Edit: gotta watch on YouTube, NFL blocked the fucker from embedding.

Yes, that pass was the worst thing ever thrown in the history of the Browns.

In the meantime, here’s a video of the greatest pass ever.

https://youtu.be/zGSE60aDVSk

Yeah, kinda heard this too. Kaep is also an (unlikely) option.

If Sashi makes any type of trade, expect us to get another draft pick.

Lol, that entire post was about bashing Cabot. Dude, there’s no need…I’m not a fan of most of the Cleveland sportswriters (Grossi, McManhamon, Cabot, etc).

Thing is, we don’t have much else to go on (unless you’re at camp with your own two eyes), so I work with what I got.

That said, these same beat writers are usually all doom and gloom…[Read more]

That’s fantastic news Bill! I hope everything continues to improve for her. Keep your chin up and keep the updates coming (as well as some of that Wunkle Wisdom you bring for our beloved Browns)!