Somewhere there’s a mall missing it’s security guard.

Soup does every thread have to be about this?

Will they?

Only one full day on the job and it’s starting to look more and more like something that happened in 1937.

Did you?

I read that as well. As far as we know he’s not in the drug program so it shouldn’t trigger a suspension, but it might cause us to not give him a 2nd round tender.

Then his trip would be working as intended.

Analytics also show that penguins live in the South Pole.

I’d rather have him watch the draft room via closed circuit feed from the North Pole. There’s no homeless men in the North Pole right?

Paton was the guy I wanted the whole time. Unlike McDaniels, he gracefully declined the position and ‘leaked’ that he liked what was going on here, just wanted to stay with what he knew in Minnesota.

Berry is a consolation prize. He is competent and has the experience for the title but he better create a great scouting department and LISTEN TO…[Read more]

DS is right. Also Soup you’re assuming that he wants to go just because he isn’t RB 1, but he’s been the perfect soldier even when asked to block for Chubb and run decoy routes. We’re the only team that gave him a shot to rejoin the NFL. It’s possible he would stay, but more likely we get that 2nd round pick from another team.

His arrest warrant was also quietly quashed. Good end of the week for Odell.

I love Randall. I think he’s been underutilized since he got here. I just think he’s done with Cleveland, based on what I’ve heard on Cle Browns Daily.

We’re gonna need a new FS and SS for sure. No way Randall stays. I’d love to resign Schobert. I’d like to resign Burris, Hunt, and Seals-jones for depth. I’d like to sign Robinson in case the rookie LT we draft sucks or gets injured, but he’s gonna go somewhere else for starter money.

I was going to write a dissertation on analytics for your benefit, but I’m finding I lack the motivation to educate you more. I’m very sorry.

No, Haslam is unsuccessful. YOU are insane.