Bandit. Also how dare you mention Marty McFly with those men.

Harrison was out due to getting his leaches treatment from the local surgeon/barber.

I’ll say it a little more clearly. Our defense looked bad against the Chiefs. BUT every defense in the NFL has looked bad against the Chiefs. They destroy defenses. They destroyed ours. They are who we thought they were.

Wunkle you are the crustiest of curmudgeons. This is basically where I go when I want to avoid politics, that’s why I don’t want them here. Maybe I’m being greedy and maybe you guys would enjoy arguing about more than the Browns.

If you guys want to have off topic discussions, have at it. These discussions will be UNMODERATED and everyone is…[Read more]

1st in the NFL in takeaways. That’s how. Our offense has gotten more chances than any other team in the league. They just failed to do shit with them. Before this week we went 3 and out 40% of the time. 40% of the time!!!!

Holy shit I just realized that Joe Thomas only retired because his knees were completely shot. We should have just given him an IV!

And thus Soup offers definitive proof that IV’s cure any illness. Got a cold? There’s an IV for that. Got AIDS? IV will cure you. Are you old? IV will make you young again. We should just give the decomposed body of Otto Graham an IV and he’d be healthy enough to play for us this Sunday.

Moron.

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Soup if one team rushes the ball 30 times for 600 yards in a game but scores 1 TD, and the other team only gets 30 yards but scores 6 TD’s who wins? The score is what matters. I’m gonna tell you something that the rest of us already know; William’s bend-don’t-break defense doesn’t give a shit about yards, it cares about points. They don’t care if…[Read more]

A lot of illnesses cause dehydration among other symptoms. Getting IV fluids makes you feel better in those situations but it doesn’t magically cure you of the illness.

Really trying hard not to make fun of you too much on this you fucking moron. Oops, that one squeaked out.

Without HALF of our starting defenders (and even a few backups) we didn’t get totally embarrassed by the Chiefs. To this point they’ve been averaging 36 points per game, we kept them right at their average. So I’d say our defensive output was average.

I hate politics. 2 reasons I don’t want politics on the site: 1) People tend to hate those who disagree with themselves politically and 2) This is one of the places I go to get away from all that crap. Political ‘discussions’ on the internet tend to devolve into mudthrowing and people that should be unified by their hatred of the Steelers and…[Read more]

Drain fluids? You mean like with leaches?

I’m sure that name is already taken by a porn actor.

2017 – Defense caused the fewest turnovers in the league
2018 – defense causes the most turnovers in the league

I imagine he’s talking about stats like YPA, Rushing YPA, etc. I’m too lazy to check though.

That’s a quality retort. +2 internets to Shooter.

These grapes, they’ve soured!

That’s actually a great read. I’ve never seen a coach be so candid about his experience right after leaving the team. I still like Hue Jackson the person.

Great parting shot fired at Todd:

You look at our numbers with me calling the offense with less talent. Our numbers this year were the same or worse than our…

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Bill Belicheck says “Hmph.”

Bill Belicheck says “not much fam. You?”

Vasdawg welcome back! Quit lurking and start posting more.

I think with the firing of the coaches this has officially become a ‘rebuilding year’. The record will be what the record will be and all we can hope is that Mayfield learns something and doesn’t get destroyed.

It is very likely Mike McCarthy will be available after this season. I’d take him over McDaniels any day. McDaniels with Tom Brady is amazing. McDaniels without Tom Brady has proven to be awful.