Why am I constantly lied to when it comes to things regarding this franchise lmao?

I’ve unfortunately and painfully come to the conclusion that the passion, support, and loyalty given to the Browns is not reciprocated in any way by the organization, and frankly, they don’t fucking deserve it from me anymore.

The owner is a lying conman, not to mention a complete dumbfuck, and he is clueless…[Read more]

Now instead of being a felon, we can just all agree that he’s a fucking piece of shit.

Huge difference between being a criminal, and a big piece of shit.

I’m really glad as an organization we were able to establish that difference.

but I have to ask…how do you know?

Mostly my pure, unfiltered awesomeness, but also my unparalleled football acumen.

Was OBJ “open” all the time, like his dad says?

Yes. Yes he fuckin’ was. Like, wide open. A lot. This is a real important part of the situation here, because it’s true, and it’s factual. Tape don’t lie. I’ve watched a ton of it. Dude was out there, no one around him countless times.

Did Baker “ignore him”…[Read more]

Here’s the short version: busy.

I left news and started a new job working as a civilian contractor for the department of defense. That’s a fancy way of saying I’m a staff videographer for the Army. I shoot basic training.

Secondly, my freelance work has finally crept back into pre-Covid levels. It’s been a very,…[Read more]

Please don’t watch, I feel your bad juju and outrageous reactions will jinx us and we’ll lose, and then we’ll have to spend all offseason listening to you whine about who to fire. Which will probably be everyone.

Just, find something…[Read more]

(that’s it, I’m just making the motion. the reasons are……goddamn….so evident and clear).

him being allowed to enjoy this seems to be a travesty of justice.

Tonight is a must win game.

No, it’s not.

Nah, lets not do that because every single one of us had said some dumb shit.

Even me?!!

I would love to find the archives of Dawgbones so we could dig up each other’s bad takes.

A buddy of mine sent me a screenshot last week of a text I sent him where I was salivating over Zach Mettenberger. I couldn’t help but laugh lol.

And that’s with 3 of those games being played in ridiculous weather conditions that made throwing the football nearly a moot point.

People see what they want to see. They make up their minds that someone just isn’t good, nothing…[Read more]

He’s already proven it. If you can’t see it that’s your blind ass fault. Dudes a stud, period.

MUST WIN

All I read was: “EVERY GAME MUST WIN!!! BROWNS HAVE TO GO 16-0 OR THEY ARE WORST ASSEMBLED GROUP OF PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. FIRE EVERYONE. MOVE TO ENGLAND. NEVER WATCH FOOTBALL AGAIN. CUT OFF OWN PENIS AND THROW VIOLENTLY INTO FREEWAY TRAFFIC FROM BRIDGE!!”

*Kicks dog, slams door, drinks entire bottle of whiskey,…[Read more]

I would like to make fun of you but all your complaints are valid. Proceed to drunk-post ridicule free.

Thank you. Is this still gameday? Trying to find my frame of reference. So. Much. Whiskey.

ANd Millr High life. I decided to go classy today. I said it. Come at me.

Also fuck that roughing penalty. Roughing how? Go ass to mouth zebra. Fuck…[Read more]

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT NOT A FIRST DOWN?

Am I stupid? Did you all watch a different fucking game than me? Not only does Kareeem Hunt CLEARLY get a first down, but they show it it literally over the line……and……WTF????!!!! They say it’s not??

Then….the hit on Glennon on 4th down is…[Read more]

It absolutely is not. We “should” win. But it’s not a must win. If we lose, we’re not anywhere near close to being eliminated from the playoffs. We could lose and still not lose any ground on the spot we’re currently in, which if the season ended today, results in us in the playoffs.

Lighten up Francis.

What am I missing? I feel as though your meaning something by this.

I dunno, perhaps it’s a segment I have been running on the Barking Lot all season?

Interesting concept.

But they’re on the Youtube page.

Baker Mayfield completed 22 consecutive passes over 5 consecutive TD drives with all 5 TD’s coming from him, the last one being an 80 yard drive with 1:06 on the clock and no timeouts for a come from behind victory on the road against a division rival, and all you can talk…[Read more]

Gotcha.

Cincinnati was a good “shake it off” game after getting embarrassed by Baltimore. Old Browns teams would have hung their heads and let it get to them so much that they would…[Read more]

You will wear your shame and dishonor.

#Firstdary

So, guess who’s back, back again……

There was Brandon Weedens first game.

He’s gonna be swingin’ that helmet tonight!!!!

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29461044/sources-browns-closing-5-year-125m-deal-myles-garrett

That tells me that we aren’t signing any major DE’s between now and the start of the season.

Just like “there’s no chance Jamie Gillan makes this team”?

More money to pay Clowney now. Damn Ice, read the room.

Also, injuries……..

That said…….dude drops more deliveries than Fedex. That’s just real. Also, bro you played two years. Showed promise in 1, did absolutely jackshit in the 2nd. Now’s not the time to in any way be bitching or griping…[Read more]

#2 Jim Brown. Football career that nearly rivaled his domestic violence one. Would have won one more ring if he’d have thrown Vince Lombardi off a balcony…[Read more]

It took a minute, but I got here. Had to go into my settings and everything. Google man, it’s like the father I never had.

So what’s the problem here? Kneeling? Bakers gonna kneel?

Is Zod screaming at him? No?

Then who gives a shit?

He needs to get over the fact that he’s not gonna get paid what he wants. He wants to get paid like a 15-17 sack guy and he’s never even been a 10 sack guy.

Is he a good player? Yes. Is he a…[Read more]

Also, I’m going to the Jags game.

3rd and 4th WR aren’t that strong ether. And with obj and landry coming off surgory that might be real important.

The only reason I don’t think this is as big of a deal is because of the addition of Austin Hooper and Stefanski’s high rate of running two TD sets. I think what you’re going to see is that Hooper and Njoku are going to essentially b…[Read more]

However, for me at least (I can’t speak for anyone else), not only can actions trigger a change in view, they can in fact turn the tide…[Read more]

The other two………………breathe in……….and exhale with pride. I love them. That Brown jersey white pants……GORGEOUS.

I won’t lie part of me is a little bit bummed that there wasn’t…[Read more]